Welcome Y'all to the Cowichan Bay "Redneck Rally" August 9th ,10th ,& 11th.
A weekend of fun, games, good food, and hopefully some laughs.
[Hope no one takes offense to any of the games, or activities]
My decorating skills are not the best, so if you have anything
"Redneck" you would like to add please feel free to bring it along.
Water sources are scarce here, if any of you have any 5 gallon containers
you could bring full, for washin' up the dishes it would be appreciated.
Generator Hours will be generous so if the noise affects you please ask
to park accordingly.
Please do not arrive before 11am on August 9th.
So let's get parked and let the "goodtimes roll".
Thursday
4 p.m. Happy hour, bring your Likker, or Iced Tea and have some "Redneck
Party Mix"
We will have a "Redneck" Trivia Game at 4:30 pm
Teams of 4 and please let's mix it up and don't sit with your other half.
We will also learn to speak Redneck, have some dictionary's to pass around.
50/50 tickets will be sold at this time 3 for $5.00 or 1 for $2.00 draw on Friday night.
5:30 p.m. Dinner "Come and Git it "
Pulled Pork on Buns
Coleslaw
Baked Beans
Dill Pickles
Potato Chips
Dessert Ice cream Bars, and Watermelon. [Save your seeds fo the Seed Spitting competition]
6:30p.m. to 7:15pm Clean Up Volunteers needed to washup and dryup and cleanup.
7:30p.m. Seed Spitting Contest 3 seeds per person longest measurement will be recorded
1 man and 1 woman to win.
Come see Laurel if you would like to help cook sausage or flip FlapJacks in the mornin'
Games at you Leisure. See you in the Morning.
Friday August 10th
"Redneck Day"
[Change your name to a hyphenated name, by adding, Billy, Bobby, Mae, Sue, etc.
I will be Laurel Mae, nametags provided]
7:30 am Coffee on
8:30 to 9:30 Breakfast
Flapjacks, Sausage, Fruit, Juice.
Volunteers needed for cleanup 9:30 to 10:15
Day at leisure, Get ready for Best Dressed Redneck man and woman[does not have to be a couple]
Wayne and I are exempt.
3:p.m.
Spam carving contest,Please bring your own can of Spam or any brand of canned luncheon meat if you
would like to participate.Walmart has a no name brand for a $1.67 do not bring anything for carving
I will provide your "carving tools". Judging will be done at 4:30.Vote done by show of hands.
4:p.m. Happy Hour "Come try our Nuts" and Come dressed in your best "Redneck" attire.
Everyone will recieve 2 ballots to vote on your favorite man and woman.Winner to be
announced at dinner.
5:30 p.m. Dinner
Deep Fried Turkey {prepared by Gary and Penny Schur]
Buns
Mystery Meat Casserole
Assorted Pickles { If someone reminds me to put them out they didn't see the last rally]
If your last name starts with A to Mc please bring a salad.
If your last name starts with Mo to Z please bring dessert.
Lets keep it a Southern Redneck theme salad examples Potato, Jellied, Bean, etc
Desserts examples cobblers, pies, etc.
Please bring enough for 8 good sized servings.
Winner of Best Dressed Man and Woman Redneck revealed.
6:30 to 7:15 Volunteers needed for Cleanin' up
More 50/50 will be sold at this time draw at 7:30 pm.
7:30 p.m.Plungeher game need to be 2 per team, you might want to be with your spouse for this one.
See Laurel if you would like to help with Breakfast of Saturday.
Games at your Leisure, Good night Y'all
Saturday Morning August 11th
Volunteers needed for assembly of Stuffed Redneck toast and frying taters.
Coffee at 7:30 am
Breakfast 8:30 to 9:30
Stuffed Redneck Toast, Taters, Fruit, & Juice.
Washin' up 9:30 to 10:15 come lend us a hand or foot.
11:am Mary Ann Tennent Will conduct a demo on making "Redneck" stemware.I have about
24 jars to bring.We have about 24 Candlesticks for the base that will be available
for sale for a dollar each. The club will supply the glue and sandpaper.If you have
any pint sealer jars bring them, also look for candlestick holders at dollar stores
Mary Ann said she picked hers up at Dollar Giant stores.
3:p.m. Garbage Art. Bring a already made project, or a project to work on[or demo].
Items to be made from of things to be recycled or thrown out.Can be useful or artistic.
4:p.m. Happy Hour "Jimmy Cracked and Popped some Corn and wants to Share"
4:30p.m Judging of Garbage Art. Show of Hands.
5:30p.m.Dinner
Build your own Taco soft tortilla shells
Ground Beef Taco meat
Any left over pulled pork or Turkey perhaps
Refried Beans,Black Beans, Lettuce, Onions, Tomatoes, Salsa, Cheese, Sour Cream, Olives etc.
Mexican Rice
Corn on the Cob [bring corn holders if you have or can share]
If your name starts with A to Mc please bring desserts
If your name starts wit Mo to Z please bring salad.
Let's keep it with the Redneck theme.Bring enough for 8 good servings.
6:30p.m. to 7:15p.m. Cleanin' if you haven't lent a hand nows your chance!
7:30p.m. Can Races 5 Races bets 25 cents bets taken by Linda Williams{volunteered you Linda]
Race called by Brooke[Volunteered you also Brooke]
Your Can Lineup
Gate 1. Bud "bet on him and you will be wiser"
Gate 2. Rootbeer "always root for the Beer"
Gate 3. Pabst Blue Ribbon 'already a Blue Ribbon Winner'
Gate 4. Mountain Dew "the "Dew" can move Mountains
Gate 5. The Islander "maybe a slow starter but watch him Float by"
Gate 6. Lemonade "you think he may Suck, but he could Squeeze by the others"
Maybe some card games happening later.
Sunday Morning Aug. 12th
Coffee 7:30 am
Breakfast 8:30 to 9:30 a.m.
Muffins,Yogurt, any leftover fruit or juices.
9:30 cleanup, tent down. trailor packed, Volunteers Please.
Thanks for coming! Y'all Come Back Now Ya Ear! Safe Travels!
